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What We’re Gonna Do Now is Go Back
Posted on January 18, 2012 | No CommentsAn email from Jimmy Castor is like getting a letter from Paul McCartney about your Xeroxed Beatles magazine, or Dan Marino calling to tell you how to win your office football pool. -
Intrepidos Punks
Posted on January 11, 2012 | 9 CommentsThough I didn't realize it at the time, Teleport City was created for one reason and one reason only: to eventually review Intrepidos Punks. And now our destiny is at hand -
52 New Things: Three Restaurants
Posted on December 26, 2011 | No CommentsThe past two weeks found me eating at a number of places to which I'd never been before, and while there can be only one official New Thing, there are two other new spots that deserve mention as well. -
Bollywood Bloodbath
Posted on December 21, 2011 | 2 CommentsThe Bollywood b-grade horror film is where we like to play, and it's about time someone celebrated the music from those fantastically terrible movies full of rubber fright masks -
52 New Things: Roosevelt Island Tram
Posted on December 19, 2011 | 1 CommentI've lived in New York City for sixteen years now. Somehow, despite my love of Nighthawks, I've never been on the iconic Roosevelt Island tram. -
Lifeforce
Posted on December 16, 2011 | 16 CommentsLifeforce mixes everything into a completely loopy sci-fi horror tale featuring a perpetually nude female lead and an exploding Patrick Stewart. It's overdue for a little love. -
Intrusion: Cambodia
Posted on December 13, 2011 | 12 CommentsIf I tell you there's a movie starring Richard Harrison, Anthony Alonzo, and Tetchie Agbayani, do you look at me quizzically and shrug, or do you start to shake with giddy anticipation?
Maybe Worth Reading
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Wolfhound
Anyone who is familiar with the tropes of the sword and sorcery genre will be on firm ground, but the fact that Wolfhound lacks originality doesn’t mean it lacks for entertainment value.
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Monkey Butlers & Christmas Trees
High on lack of food and an overdose of assorted health tonics and juices, we plunged headlong into a truly dizzying array of ephemera, incredibly expensive lamps, and general knickknackery
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Sweet Sweet Hippie Juice
Some said my self-made cleanse was heavy on grains. I replied that I’d been told to consume more whole grain, and here I was willing to indulge not just in whole grain, but whole bottles of grain
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The Vampire Lovers
As latter-day Hammer films go, The Vampire Lovers is an entertaining, sexy romp. It relies less on the hammy scare tactics of the later Dracula series and more on the audience’s assumptions.
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The Stabilizer
Compared to the appellations given to the protagonists of other 1980s action films, the Stabilizer sounds pretty benign. You’d think he was given that name only because the others were taken.
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Rambu: The Intruder
Peter O’Brian was working in Jakarta for a while as an English teacher and was boarding a plane one day when a couple film producers approached him with an offer to do some movies.
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Legend of the Tsunami Warrior
If there’s one lesson to take away from this lavish Thai swashbuckler, it is this: if you are a dick to whales, don’t go to war against a guy who is nice to whales and can also ask them for favors.
















