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Da Khwar Lasme Spogmay
10 May 2012 1:26 PM | 2 CommentsDa Khwar Lasme Spogmay is one of those cult movies that's much more fun to read about than actually watch. It's also much more fun to write about than actually watch.
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Red Riding Hood
07 May 2012 3:26 PM | 18 CommentsI don't blame you, Shiloh Fernandez. Someone told you to gel up your hair and act as much like the Twilight guy as possible, and you did what they asked.
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Sector 7
04 May 2012 4:23 PM | 7 CommentsSector 7 is the very worst kind of movie with which to be confronted: one that seems to play to your preferences in glossy genre cinema, then fails utterly to deliver on every level
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All You Can Eat at Spook Central
14 May 2012 3:34 PM | 2 CommentsIn the middle of wandering around Central Park as dusk set in, it occurred to me that I'd never been to the Ghostbusters apartment on Central Park West. The impromptu movie location tour didn't stop with that
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Sexploitation Sunday: The Pharaoh of Siam
13 May 2012 7:04 PM | 1 CommentThis is Teleport City, and let it never be said that we are not egalitarian in our praise of and appreciation for nudity regardless of the gender of the subject...
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Sci-Fi Saturday: Galaxy News
12 May 2012 12:53 PM | 2 CommentsNothing to do with any of the artwork being posted this Saturday, but it's worth mentioning that I'm so happy one of the biggest local celebrities in all of New York is astrophysicist Niel deGrasse Tyson.
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Kentucky Roads: Cave Hill Cemetery
I know poking around cemeteries isn’t everyone’s cup of tea, but Louisville’s Cave Hill Cemetery is one of the most historic and beautiful in the region
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Kentucky Roads: Museums
If you are in town for Derby weekend, then you’re probably not in quite the correct frame of mind for some of our loftier museums, so here are some of our favorite alternatives.
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Kentucky Roads: Bourbon Trail
I’m going to tap my store of Kentucky road trip knowledge and take a look at the things you can do before and after the debauchery that will destroy you on the first Saturday in May
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Extraordinary Adventures of Adele Blanc-Sec
Adele Blanc-sec is highly enjoyable adventure cinema, a loony blend of action, archaeology, supernatural beasties, feminism, whimsy, and gentleman mummies with proper manners
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Coney Island Timeline
Since I moved to New York in 1998, I’ve been wandering down to and photographing the scene down at Coney Island. Here’s some shots from Coney and the boardwalk over the past dozen plus years.
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Sexploitation Sunday: The Pharaoh of Siam
Posted on May 13, 2012 | 1 CommentThis is Teleport City, and let it never be said that we are not egalitarian in our praise of and appreciation for nudity regardless of the gender of the subject... -
Sci-Fi Saturday: Galaxy News
Posted on May 12, 2012 | 2 CommentsNothing to do with any of the artwork being posted this Saturday, but it's worth mentioning that I'm so happy one of the biggest local celebrities in all of New York is astrophysicist Niel deGrasse Tyson. -
Flapper Friday: Myrna Loy
Posted on May 11, 2012 | 1 CommentLike all right thinking men and women since the dawn of time, I fell helplessly hopelessly head over heels for Myrna Loy the very first instant I laid eyes on her in the whiskey and cocktail drenched class Thin Man -
Hitler’s Head
Posted on May 8, 2012 | 6 CommentsFrom that day on, I was terrified of Hitler's head. Up late one night watching one of those They Saved Hitler's Brain type movies with friends, I would explain to them how I knew where Hitler's head actually was. -
Manly Monday: Shopping List
Posted on April 30, 2012 | No CommentsI know stereotype attributes the joys of shopping to the female of the species, but we gents who like to look our best, or at least not our worst, know the pleasures of a proper retail excursion, especially when it involves visits to upscale haberdashers -
Astounding Wonders
Posted on April 18, 2012 | 1 CommentA fond affection for the illusionists, mesmerists, and magicians of old runs deep here at Teleport City, and even more so, we love the gorgeously illustrated posters that trumpeted their performances. -
Let’s Jet Set!
Posted on April 16, 2012 | No CommentsWhether you are driving along the Amalfi Coast or setting out to map a tributary of the Amazon, everyone knows the most important thing to prepare before departure: your soundtrack -
Manly Monday: Cocktails and Highballs
Posted on April 16, 2012 | 4 CommentsLife can't be nothing but hacking your way through the jungle to escape the wrath of the naked maidens of Sex Island, whose princess you recently seduced. No, every now and again, you have to slip on your smart suit and step out on the town to do your seducing





















