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Monday, April 10, 2006

Animeighties

Lately, thanks in no small part to the Anime World Order podcast, I've been seized by the desire to feature a little more anime on Teleport City and, at the same time, revisit a lot of the movies I watched from the 1980s, which I caught, for the most part, in the early 90s when there was the first big wave of pretty much any and every anime title distributors could get on the cheap being dumped onto VHS for quickie releases in the United States. Back in those heady days, there was no Web to steer you in the right direction, and only a couple English-language publications dedicated to covering the strange world of Japanese cartoons. There were a lot of fanzines, mind you, but even with the assistance of Factsheet Five, you were lucky to ever stumble across any in your daily life (and this from someone whose daily life included writing, editing, and publishing a zine). So you pretty much went to the video store (Specs had the best selection in Gainesville) blind and grabbed whatever looked halfways interesting. Sometimes you lucked out. A lot of times, you came home with MD Geist or Crystal Triangle (people still harbor a grudge against me for bringing that one over to watch) or Dog Soldier. But good or bad, plowing through the emerging world of anime in America always came with a tinge of discovery and excitement -- which is more than I can say for watching Crystal Triangle.

If you wanted to see something you'd read about but hadn't received a domestic release, then you had to enter the great dance that was tape trading. If you were lucky enough to live in a town with an anime fan club, you could conduct business through their front. Otherwise, you were on your own in the wilderness, searching down people based on classified ads or word of mouth so that you could swap fifth generation fan-subbed bootlegs from Arctic Animation. As anyone who was involved in the tape trade culture knows, you eventually run into some pretty peculiar characters (or are a peculiar character yourself). Because I was already trading tapes to get uncut horror films and Hong Kong action flicks, I was pretty well prepared for what tape trading involved. But anime tape traders could be even more insane than any others.

No, not more insane. Horror and kungfu film traders usually either came across as nerdy but normal, or they kept bugging you for "that video where the chick sticks live eels up her vagina." But it was a pretty free and easy trading lifestyle, especially if you happen to have the aforementioned "eel pussy" video. That thing, or a copy of Sex and Zen, was like gold. You could demand four or five Jackie Chan movies for it. But anime tape traders were often a lot more anal. Or maybe it was just that they were more organized than the whiskey-swilling scumbags who were doling out the Lucio Fulci tapes back in the day.

I didn't really start exploring anime beyond Akira and the notorious Overfiend (which pretty much everyone saw at some point during the 1980s) until I was in college, and Gainesville happened to have a decently stocked anime club comprised mostly of people I really didn't like all that much, including the guy with a gay cop moustache and disturbing bean-shaped head who used to say things like, "I had tuh drive tuh niggah town the othuh day," and used to spell furniture, "frencher." He was a dick and a racist, but he was also fanatical about scoring fansubbed anime tapes, which was a big improvement over what I'd been watching, which was mostly unsubtitled copies of Golgo 13 and Gei Gei Gei No Kitaro. I managed to tolerate him long enough to get copies of the Patlabor TV series, subbed by Arctic Animation -- who used to constantly hold what seemed to be entire conversations amongst themselves via the subtitles during the credits, which I guess was occasionally more interesting than reading the lyrics to "Midnight Blue" yet again. I think they also liked to spice up the cursing in the shows a bit.

And if you think enduring a North Florida racist for the sake of Patlabor is tasteless, remind me to tell you about the time I was fooling around with some chick only to discover that she had a giant swastika tattooed on her back.

In 1994 or so, having written everything I needed to write about punk rock, I switched the fanzine I'd started in 1987 (then called And When There's Darkness, taken from a line in a Token Entry song for you decrepit old skate rock fans) to an all-movie review and discussion format (retitled Kungfu Girl). It was mostly Hong Kong films, which were just starting to enjoy a higher profile among cult film fans in the United States thanks to copies of The Killer and a few choice other titles circulating about. But amid my reviews for scratchy bootleg copies of Once Upon a Time in China and Chinese Ghost Story, I'd slip in the occasional anime and Godzilla review (well, the more than occasional Godzilla review, I reckon). It was enough to eventually get the zine mentioned in Film Threat and Sentai magazine, which was a comic book-size zine published by Antarctic Press (no relation to Arctic Animation -- what's with the Polar ice caps, people?), which opened a whole new slew of tape trading avenues for me (and also got the zine noticed enough for me to get my first professional writing job, as a contributor to Sex and Zen and a Bullet in the Head by Stefan Hammond -- savor those Shaw Bros. reviews, baby).

Funny that being into what was, at the time, considered new school anime now makes you an old school fan (growing up watching Speed Racer, Star Blazers, Battle of the Planets, and Lupin apparently makes you "Incan ice mummy school"), but I guess that's the way it works, like how pulling an acid drop on your Bill Danforth Alva skateboard in the 1980s is now qualified as "old school skateboarding." But that's nothing more complex than the ebb and flow of time. As the years marched on and we all grew up and became well-adjusted, responsible members of a functioning modern society, we stopped watching cartoons, usually because a dust-choked old VCR shredded our precious VHS tapes and rendered them unwatchable (as if MD Geist needed help being unwatchable) while not offering up an alternative other than going to eBay and buying someone else's equally chewed up tape for $75.

But then along came DVD and the second great wave of interest in anime. And although us aging old veterans of the glitz and sparkle of the eighties had to flip through an endless number of Pokemon and "magical transforming girl" shows, the search would, from time to time, reveal one of our beloved old titles lying cobweb-covered and ignored in a dark corner behind a janitor's pail and some moldering old rags. We would then experience a feeling of elation at having recovered this small portion of our recent past, a euphoric state that would last right up until you saw that the price of the disc was $35. Hey, it may be fun to take a nostalgic stroll down Dominion: Tank Police Boulevard, but I'm not paying $35 for the experience. And neither were a lot of fans like me who, being of a more advanced age at this point in our lives, refused to shell out big bucks for a forty-five minute DVD when we could be putting our cash toward dialysis machines.

Of course, companies put out a forty-five minute OVA (OAV if you're nasty) on DVD, charge thirty-something bucks for it, then use the fact that no one bought it as an example of how no one is interested in purchasing old anime titles. Hey folks, guess what? Old cult movies sell for under ten dollars, and we buy a ton of those, even crappy ones we don't like. Take a hint.

At the same time, the companies do have a point, even if the way they go about supporting it is sleazy. Most anime fans are younger, and most of them have no interest in titles that are even ten years old, let alone twenty or more. This is nothing unique to anime fandom, of course, but what is odd is how many hardcore anime fans, not just casual viewers, have no interest in older titles. I expect it from hoi polloi, but you'd think when someone crosses that line into becoming, if not an otaku, then at least a student of the game, that they'd be open to titles from across the span of the art form's history. After all, even young fans of cult films quickly become steeped in the films of the sixties, seventies, and eighties. Many are more resistant to black and white films, but still, they're up for exploring. In fact, cult film fandom consists primarily of rabid fans who explore the past and disdain more recent films.

Anime, however, seems to work the opposite. In younger fans -- and I mean, when I say younger, people who range in age from roughly middle school age to college age -- it seems the more they are into anime, the snobbier they are about watching anything with a few years under its belt. And those that do generally seem dismissive of it, as if they're only half-watching it at best, and certainly making no effort to understand it or put it into any sort of context. Coming from a cult film background, where the past is always considered to be superior to the present, I always had a hard time understanding this about anime fans. Why the devotion to anything new solely because it's new? And why the commitment to scoffing at anything ten years or more old? There are exceptions, of course, as there are to any generalization, but I'm frequently staggered by the sheer number of fans who devour anime incessantly yet absolutely refuse to even watch anything more than a few years old. One could, perhaps, draw some sort of parallel to Japanese society's love of the new, but Japan is no stranger to getting misty-eyed and nostalgic about its past. Plus, many of you aren't Japanese anyway.

I've always tried to devote at least a tiny portion of Teleport City to salvaging certain movies from the rubbish bin of memory, even when I think of those movies as something everyone has seen. It often turns out that just because I come from a school of thought that considers certain titles common knowledge and the basic foundation of a proper cinematic education doesn't mean that attitude is reflected in the greater population of fandom. Thus, it's worth it, for me, on a site like Teleport City to remind people they ought to see films like Frankenstein Meets the Wolf Man, because so few younger fans think of watching those movies. It's not that they don't want to; it simply doesn't occur to them. Similarly, there are plenty of anime titles that I think of obvious must-sees that younger anime fans have never even heard of, let alone seen. So it's worth it to me to spend some time picking through the old days and reliving some memories -- most of them good, some of them...not so much.

Not everything that gets written about in the next couple of weeks is something I'd call must-see anime, though I do feel that any fan worth his salt should devote himself to seeing at least a smattering of truly awful titles, just so they can be better rounded and more aware of how bad something can be. And it is by no means anything approaching an attempt at a comprehensive survey of anime titles released in the United States during the 1980s and early 1990s. It's not even an attempt to cover all the biggest titles (i.e., no Ranma, no Urusei Yatsura, because I never was able to sustain any interest in those, be it in show or movie format, and no Project A-Ko, because I don't want to watch it again, seeing as how I'm the one person in the world who doesn't really like it all that much). Some respectable titles will slip in despite my effort to always scrape the bottom of the barrel, and at least a couple will show up that are best described as "notorious." A few of the titles will be truly horrible films which, for reasons I don't even want to ponder, I think are absolutely fantastic fun, even as I am fully aware of how mind-bendingly awful they are.

Which is a nice way to kick off our discussion Odin: Space Photon Sailer Starlight...

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12 Comments:

  • Man, this post really hits home for me. I got into anime back in the late 80's (after seeing Akira at its US premiere on the Big Screen at the San Diego Comic Con)and was lucky enough to find a video store (Independent Records in Colo Springs)that stocked titles like Fist of the North Star and Golgo 13. I'm far from a fanatic about anime, but I still have a dozen VHS tape dupes with three or four movies each I made from that period when I pretty much took every anime I could find (like Harmageddon and Lensman and the great Robot Carnival).

    I have noticed the general disdain that many younger anime fans have towards titles like Crying Freeman, and maybe the animation is rather pedestrian compared to the new Appleseed - but these titles were so refreshing back in their time. I think many younger people take it for granted that animation can be daring, violent, sexy and engaging - back when anime first hit here, seeing something like Wicked City was just mind-blowing, if only taken in context to what we were seeing on TV at the time (I think that was the appeal for many people in my generation of the first Heavy Metal film, as well).

    Looking forward to your thoughts on Odin.

    By Blogger Sean, At 6:16 PM  

  • Wow, I've been reading you a long time. I remember your original Odin review.

    "Pull my finger!"

    By Blogger Matt Schley, At 12:50 AM  

  • Sean--

    Actually, while watching Odin and, last night, Golgo 13, I was struck by how good the animation is. I find it much livlier and interesting than most of the new stuff. It looks like art, as opposed to finely rendered images, if that makes any sense at all. There's a roughness about it that lends it a more vital appearance. There's plenty of great art in new anime, but the older stuff still looks gorgeous to me.

    By Blogger Keith, At 1:44 PM  

  • Matt--

    You're drunk on Odin, man! We've never reviewed it before. You're probably thinking of the Anime Jump review, which made the "pull my finger" crack.

    By Blogger Keith, At 1:45 PM  

  • You're absolutely right. When thinking about Odin... nothing really makes sense. I'll be reading your review lickity split.

    By Blogger Matt Schley, At 1:56 AM  

  • Crystal Triangle, MD Geist, and Dog Soldier are all titles that I run during my "Anime That Sucks" panels at conventions.

    At some point, they're all going to have to be discussed on the AWO podcast. I think the reason that we haven't done so yet is because I'm thinking that eventually we'll get Neil Nadelman on the show, and he translated those suckers. When that does happen, look forward to me stealing all of your good jokes and observations and claiming them as my own!

    By Blogger Daryl Surat, At 2:15 PM  

  • I sort of "enjoyed" watching Crystal Triangle again -- not because it's good, but it's just so incompetent and loony. It's like habitually biting a sore on the inside of your mouth. It's not pleasent. It hurts. You don't like it. But you do it anyway. Of course, you really should not have sores on the inside of your mouth in the first place...

    Dog Soldier, on the other hand, was excrutiating the first time and was even worse the second. Some things even nostalgia can't repair.

    I think I rented MD Geist and Crystal Triangle on the same night, too, and brought them over for friends to watch. I don't think I have those friends anymore.

    By Blogger Keith, At 6:37 PM  

  • I was an anime fan from the mid to late '90s, but partially due to my local stores' wares and partially due to my friend's and my tastes, I always dug the older stuff. And one thing I noticed about other anime fans at school is that they were really, really obsessed with Japan. They wanted to be Japanese. They wanted to act Japanese. They wanted to do everything Japanese people did. They'd try to catch fansubs of titles freshly released in Japan and show them off as badges of honor. Anything that wasn't fresh off the presses was already old hat and thus brought no prestige in the fight for who could perform the most realistic facefault. These are the same people who would treat dubbed tapes like they'd been dipped in ebola. When I started watching anime, it didn't matter if it was in German with Finnish subtitles, you WATCHED IT ANYWAY! Where's my cane...

    By Anonymous Anonymous, At 9:51 AM  

  • Yeah, I knew my fair share of people who wanted to be Japanese, including a guy who used to dye his hair black. I always thought there should be an exchange program, something where American people who want to be Japanese can trade places with Japanese kids who want to be American.

    And I hear you about the dubs -- we used to watch whatever we could get our hands on. The first Galaxy Express episodes I ever saw were in some language I still haven't identified.

    By Blogger Keith, At 2:38 PM  

  • I'm a member of an anime club but I never have time to attend. There's also the fact that amongst the fan subs there are only so many gems.

    I'd watch more older films if I knew what to see.

    Then there's the habit video stores have of never making-up their mind which section animated films should go under.

    Still, I am excited! Also, nice redesign.

    By Blogger Tom Meade, At 1:33 AM  

  • Okay, I have to ask... What was the thing with the eel? I've never heard of that before, and obviously I need to see anything that twisted.

    El Santo

    By Anonymous Anonymous, At 3:23 PM  

  • The eel thing was this video that made the rounds back in '89 or so, from a "hanedensha" show, hanedensha meaning "pussy arts." It was also the name of a band featuring Boredoms frontman Eye Yamatsuka, but that's different. Hanedensha shows usually involve things like a woman performing various feats of skill with her vagina: smoking a cigarette (easily one of the least appealing things I can think of), shooting blowgun darts, blowing up balloons, playing the recorder or reed flute, and in this video, stuffing six or seven live, squirming eels into her self then shooting them back out.

    Needless to say, pretty highbrow stuff. I'm sure someone out there is still sending it to their friends.

    By Blogger Keith, At 10:05 AM  

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