Category Archives: Movies
Previously on The Horror!?: Outpost: El Santo
The Nesting: It’s an age old tradition for porn directors to try their appendages at making at least one horror movie. This is one of them. It finds director Armand Weston telling an increasingly peculiar ghost story in an Italian … Continue reading
Sweet Prudence & the Erotic Adventure of Bigfoot
Sweet Prudence & the Erotic Adventure of Bigfoot gives us what we want – Bigfoot running around a nudist camp! Also we got UFOs, crazy dudes, the Loch Ness Monster, and goofy fun. It all rolls up into a Sasquatchtacular … Continue reading
Bikini Jones and the Temple of Eros
We’re back in black and back in bikinis for yet another entry in the ever-growing Fred Olen Ray Bikini Movie Madness! This time, the world of Indiana Jones gets bikinied a Bikini Jones! Join that ever-sexy science field of archeology … Continue reading
Blonde Hair Monster
The Blonde Hair Monster is a story from the pulp series Wong Ang the Flying Heroine Bandit. These tales originated in 1940′s Shanghai from intelligence worker Siu Ping (aka Xiao Ping), who used his stories to speak out against the … Continue reading
Kahani Kismet Ki
I am a pretty big fan of director-producer-writer-actor Arjun Hingorani’s work. His listing on imdb is probably incomplete, but the films he made that I’ve seen (four of them now), I have really enjoyed despite some issues. Those issues are … Continue reading
Dirty Blondes 2
Dirty Blondes 2 is the Speed 2: Cruise Control of the Dirty Blonde Franchise. Which I think is just these two films, as another feature called More Dirty Blondes doesn’t seem to be related at all. Dirty Blondes 2 continues … Continue reading
Hairy Beasts! Santo Vs. Las Lobas
Assignment Hairy Beasts continues when I take a look at that most hairless of heroes known as El Santo and his encounter with a gang of lycanthropes, many of them female. It’s the best weird 70s horror movie Santo ever … Continue reading
Mujhe Jeene Do
I’ve said it before and I’m likely to say it again: I love Sunil Dutt as a dacoit. He is just so perfectly suited to the black tilak, the mouche, the gold hoop earrings, the manly bullets slung around his … Continue reading
Dirty Blondes
From Torchlight Pictures comes another softcore flick involving five minutes of plot and 80 minutes of getting it on. This time, the action concerns groups of archeologists at two dig sites and their exciting adventures of digging up some bowls … Continue reading
Kismet
I love you, Kismet. I can see why, for 32 years until Sholay, you held the record for longest run at the box office. I love your story, I love ten-year-old Mehmood, I love VH Desai (whom Saadat Hasan Manto … Continue reading