Author Archives: Greatest Movie Ever
Monster Dog
Break out the silver bullets, because Monster Dog is the Greatest Movie EVER! Review in a Nutshell: Staggeringly terrible rubber werewolf puppets mixed with spooky cinematography and a great location, Monster Dog is not quite Troll 2 levels of awesome, … Continue reading
Perfect Weapon
Break out the kali sticks, because The Perfect Weapon is the Greatest Movie EVER! Review in a Nutshell: One of the best cinematic showcases of American Kenpo, The Perfect Weapon features a large cast of our favorite Asian character actors … Continue reading
Warlock: The Armageddon
Hide the druid stones, because Warlock: The Armageddon is the Greatest Movie EVER! Review in a Nutshell: Perhaps it was in questionable taste to release a review of a violent, supernatural horror movie filled with druids and dark magic on … Continue reading
Humanoids from the Deep
Hide your kids, hide your wives, because Humanoids from the Deep (aka Monster) is the Greatest Movie EVER? Review in a Nutshell: Yes, it’s THAT movie. The one with the rubber fishmen getting a bit too fresh with nubile young … Continue reading
Enter the Ninja
Sharpen up those sais, because Enter the Ninja is the Greatest Movie EVER! Review in a Nutshell: The progenitor of the Eighties Ninja Craze, Enter the Ninja is a low-budget shinobi caper with a strangely dry sense of humor. Watch … Continue reading
Final Countdown
Fire up the afterburners, because The Final Countdown is the Greatest Movie EVER! Review in a Nutshell: A military documentary masquerading as a time travel film, The Final Countdown has some amazing visuals of modern technology in action. Don’t expect … Continue reading
Last Action Hero
Hold onto your golden tickets, because Last Action Hero is (probably not) the Greatest Movie EVER! Part meta-narrative. Part satire of violent Eighties action movies. Part heart-warming children’s film. Last Action Hero is a film with an identity crisis. FULL … Continue reading
Sinbad
A delightfully lunatic children’s fantasy hobbled by dreadful pacing and a bare-bones budget, Sinbad is nevertheless the Greatest Movie EVER to feature sock-puppet piranhas, rock monsters, and Lou Ferrigno punching his meaty fist through the Legions of the Damned. FULL … Continue reading
Metalstorm: The Destruction of Jared Syn
Shamelessly cribbing from numerous other films such as Mad Max and Star Wars, Metalstorm: The Destruction of Jared-Syn is an inappropriately named piece of low-budget science fantasy. Originally released in stereoscopic 3-D, this ambitious but incomprehensible little gem has been … Continue reading
Quigley Down Under
Watch out for dingos, because Quigley Down Under is the Greatest Movie EVER! Review in a Nutshell: A competently composed film set in the wild west of Australia, Quigley Down Under has solid performances, some dark undertones, and the coolest … Continue reading